"Never Smile at a Crocodile"

Never smile at a crocodile no you can't get friendly with a crocodile don't be taken in by his welcome grin, he is imagining how well you would fit within his skin.
Never smile at a crocodile never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile never run walk away say goodnight not good day clear the isle and never smile at Mr. Crocodile. You may very well be well bred lots of etiquette in your head but there is always one special case time or place to forget etiquette. For instance
Never smile at a crocodile no you can't get friendly with a crocodile don't be taken in by his welcome grin, he is imagining how well you would fit within his skin. Never smile at a crocodile never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile don't be rude never mock throw a kiss not a rock clear the isle and never smile at Mr. Crocodile.
Now you can be hub nobby with a large dog or even share your lap with a neighbors cat but if you should happen to come across a long scaly creature with an enormous jaw I suggest you stay as far away as possible.
You may very well be well bred lots of etiquette in your head but there is always one special case time or place to forget etiquette. For instance
Never smile at a crocodile no you can't get friendly with a crocodile don't be taken in by his welcome grin, he is imagining how well you would fit within his skin. Never smile at a crocodile never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile never run walk away say goodnight not good day clear the Isle and never smile at Mr Crocodile

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